Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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