You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Randomize
