that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
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