no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i think i have two assholes
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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