Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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