Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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