I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
