Whatcha textin bout Willis?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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