90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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