it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
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You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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