He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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