I think I am morally bankrupt
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
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the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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