I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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