when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
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