my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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Oh Jesus.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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