do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
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Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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