is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I have tasted many bathrooms
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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