she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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