I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
