I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
This house was built for laser tag.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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