i permit you to call me
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We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You can make out without kissing
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