I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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