how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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