Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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