She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
A bitchslap is in order.
Randomize