This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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