Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
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What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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