I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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