Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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