im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
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I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
how does that bad decision feel?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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