Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
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I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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