did you get engaged???
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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