By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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