Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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