question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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