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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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