The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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