Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
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When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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