I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
my liver is dry heaving
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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