how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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