I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.