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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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