i love accidental penises.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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