first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
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Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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