id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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