i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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