Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
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just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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