you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
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Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize