The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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