you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
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Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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