And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
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You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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