:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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