do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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