Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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